Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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    Text - gwyneth paltrow's head in a schmox @IvoryGazelle Follow Wondering how long it'll take for my boyfriend to realize every time he's told me he loves me I've said I love YouTube 8:22 AM -23 Oct 2018 317 Retweets 2,019 Likes
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    Text - Michaela Okland Follow @MichaelaOkla Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn't very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn't very good so I'm used to waste 7:29 PM - 21 Oct 2018 32,032 Retweets 270,690 Likes
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    Text - Gem Follow @gemmae_b Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship 4:05 PM - 11 Oct 2018 35,753 Retweets 192,000 Likes
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    Text - anna Follow @_annalockwood How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner: "well you just get a best friend that's a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It's really easy Ms. Lockwood" 8:27 AM - 22 Oct 2018 16,367 Retweets 153,548 Likes
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    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Follow I recorded my husband snoring and then played it back to hear it and he rolled over and said, "TURN THAT DOWN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" 8:46 PM 25 Oct 2018 - 1,538 Retweets 4,840 Likes
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    Text - Follow dad hatsTM @TheyCallMeEMac Imfao every time dude upset girl that sucks' 12:01 PM - 5 Jun 2018 6,209 Retweets 20,982 Likes
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    Text - DaddyJew Follow @DaddyJew How to tell you're losing an argument with a woman: 1. you're arguing 2. you're not a woman 9:02 AM - 26 Oct 2018 403 Retweets 928 Likes
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    Text - sarah Follow @HeySar4h yes Lasizwe @lasizwe Ladies, when you get your mood swings do you want space or our attention? 3:18 PM 20 Feb 2018 89,735 Retweets 188,194 Likes
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    Text - alexa Follow @playnikes men are trash (1 alcoholic bev) i need a man 6:27 PM - 19 Oct 2018 16,077 Retweets 112,209 Likes
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    Text - sophielou @sophielou Follow He died doing what he loved. Changing the tv channel in the middle of what I was watching. 9:19 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Teide Iml 340 Retweets 912 Likes
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    Text - Son of Dad Follow @ThugRaccoons Me: Can I be frank? Wife: Of course. Me: Ok, cool. Who are you gonna be? Wife: What? Me: What? 11:11 AM - 25 Oct 2018 278 Retweets 762 Likes
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    Text - mo Follow @chuuew HER: Do you have any funny dating stories? ME: [thinking about the time I wrote 2007 when it was actually 2008] Just one 2:39 PM - 29 Oct 2018 531 Retweets 2,982 Likes
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    Text - Jessie Follow @mommajessiec Me: *parallel parking* Husband: *visibly aging* 6:33 AM - 25 Oct 2018 381 Retweets 2,211 Likes
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    Text - Momarazzi Follow @Mirimade Me: are you ready? Husband: yes Me: great, I got myself and the kids ready and everything's packed up and we'll actually be on time if we leave right this second, let's get in the car- Husband: okay, just need to hop in the shower real quick 11:27 AM - 27 Oct 2018 1,513 Retweets 9,988 Likes
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    Text - han cuth Follow @hancuthbert Why do lads not speak to you for 6 months then reply to your selfie with "when you coming to see me then" never ya fanny 7:11 AM 18 Oct 2018 5,780 Retweets 35,143 Likes
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    Text - Brandy Jensen Follow @BrandyLJensen I know we're all supposed to laugh at the lady who's marrying a ghost but honestly good for her 3:50 PM-30 Oct 2018 from Brooklyn, NY 215 Retweets 1,813 Likes
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